J3envolio's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[H.E.L.L]

I'm going to be honest.

The animation was shoddy. The voice acting was pornography grade, at best. BUT! Good story line. I quite liked it. Dragged on a little bit but it was quite funny. Although the speech just annoyed me after a while. The guy just talked to slowly. The fact that the subtitle's were at the bottom didn't help either.

But apart from all that it wasn't to bad. I do have to say that I think the story saved it really.

J3en

P.S. There's a mistake with the subtitle's. I forgot which bit, but about halfway in the voice says "little" but the subtitles say "small".

[A Men's Room Monologue]

Honestly Honest.

Brilliant! Great Idea, great voice acting, great sound effects. Shame about the graphics. Plus, smoother animation wouldn't be to bad either.

Still very funny and quite an original idea. I liked it.

Keep it up; j3en.

[Base 17 ::03::]

Sound, sound and more sound!

The storyline's good! The graphics arn't to great but the animation is good. However; the sound is unbareable! Please, please, please level out the sounds better on the next one! I find myself struggling to hear what the characters are saying at times.

Also; a sub-title button would be useful, so one could turn then on and off as they please.

So yeah; please just level out the sound so it's all the same volume, and make the background noise in the BACKGROUND! Meaning it should be softer than all the other noise around.

Let me know if you make any changes; j3en.

[Waterlollies]

Yet again.

You've managed to illude me yet again with your tallents. The animation and graphics were both flawless and it ran through beautifuly without any miss-haps.

The only thing I did find though was that at time I was looking around for a timer for I was getting a little bored at the slower parts where there's less action; although I don't think that's something to change or worry about because that happens every time I watch a film!

One thing however I didn't think fitted was some of the voice effects. Although that could just be me being picky.

Again, I won't give 10 because there's always room for improvement.

Keep it up; J3en

[Greg's Officemax Freakout]

Utter Brilliance!

That could have been the funniest thing I've seen on New Grounds ever I swear! Remind me never to go to Office Max. Hey you know if you live in the UK then you can actually claim the item for what the tag says! I did it at PC World and got a 200GB external hard drive for like £20.99!

Now about the film. Brilliant! Loved the graphics and the way the mouth animation was so damn accurate! The voices made it funnier and the recordings didn't suck like a lot of these types of films.

Keep it up; j3en

[Pineapples]

Meh

It was ok. But not that great. It was just another stick man fight. Nothing to special.

The animation was a bit sloppy in parts and for something more original you should massivly improve the graphics. It was also very repetative and the soundtrack got very anoying after a while.

Although the bit with screen prints of mortal combat did make me laugh. The ending was crappy though. But don't get me wrong, I understand it must have taken a while to do that! But next time; take more time and I'll give it a higher rating.

Let me know if you make another one better than this and I'll give it a look.

J3en

[Where's Edgey?]

Really quite something!

That was pretty damn funny! I really didn't expect that! And the face at the end set me off again!

Brilliant animation and the graphics suited the film too! One thing I would like to say though, is the timing was a little bit out in some places. Now, I'm a drummer so I notice tiny changes in time and tempo which most people probably won't realise or even care about but if you ever re-do this or edit it at all, could you just try and find the bit where the timing go out and fix it. I sean to remember that it's out just when the rainbow appears.

Anyway, great film! Loved it! Always room for improvement! Fix the timing and make it a bit longer if possiable.

[Wii Are Sold Out]

Nice idea!

I liked the concept. The guy talking really fast was quite funny too; but what let you down was the shouting quality. That's a problem with some microphones, the recording quality when it get pasts a certain volume just can't hack it.

Great concept though! I liked it! However, always room for improvement. Try to keep from shouting or get a higher quality microphone. :)